$47.50
Quack to the beat.
A duck mid-strut with moves to spare. The floor is open.
Dead good on guitar.
A green-faced rocker who refuses to stop playing, even after death. Encore? Forever.
Monkey see, monkey play.
A chimp lost in a piano solo. The audience is silent. Respectfully.
Strung with flowers.
A classical guitar wrapped in blooms, in fine etched detail. For the ones who play softly.
One, two, cha-cha-oink.
A pig in a tuxedo, arms wide, owning the dance floor. Black tie optional.
One eye, one horn, one sweet sax solo.
A one-eyed purple monster blowing a saxophone instead of eating anyone. Mostly.
Anarchy from another planet.
A spiky-haired alien with a guitar and something to say. Earth isn’t ready.
Born to play the blues.
A donkey on guitar, picking out something soulful. Stubborn about the groove.
